knightscrest:

I know I literally just posted a selfie but look at this fucking shirt I got in the mail

lameborghini:

beyoncyay:

lameborghini:

does anyone else subconsciously give letters and numbers a gender like 4 is such a feminine number while 9 is definitely masculine am i right and then m is a girl of course while j is a boy you get me

you might have ordinal linguistic personification

mmm sounds like a fancy linguini pasta

awwww-cute:

Friend recently got ducks, Daffy likes the camera

chapsnats:

if u are about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone

darrynek:

lms if you’ve ever drank water or hijacked a school bus