*takes a bullet for the cheetah girls*

*wakes up and pushes the bags under my eyes up*

ive noticed that my dog has been starting to gain a lot of weight due to the excess amount of treats ive been feeding her. shes not overweight but i guess you can say shes a little husky


33°53’31.0”N 84°15’34.5”W, 37°36’48.2”N 122°23’42.2”W, 52°30’40.9”N 1°51’54.5”W


jokes about communism aren’t funny unless you share them with everyone


you can tell it’s summertime in the us, not by the heat, but because everyone illegally sets off fireworks at 8pm for the two month spans surrounding both sides of july


attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon

i thought sudoku was a game