titytwochainz:

you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

condom:

honestly I don’t care who is tickling me I’ll shove my leg up down your throat don’t touch me

tolazytofinishthi:

unclefather:

yaaaaas santa you look so good santa

SLEIGHH

samdesantis:

a friendly reminder:
don’t hang out with people that make you feel bad about yourself